Tuesday, December 30, 2008

My pussy

OOPS...
Turns out My baby kitten is a girl, not a boy.
She is 5 months old, and her previous owner called the kitten, "Buddy".
Hmm.
Should I leave her name as 'Buddy'?
Or change it?
Buddy does NOT sound like a feminine feline name.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Xmas Everyone !

I'd like to wish E/everyone a very Merry Xmas.
:)
I've been 'the Scrooge', almost this entire Xmas Season.... but there really isn't a good REASON TO BE the 'Scrooge'.
For many years, I'd become grumpy & bitchy before Xmas.. And when this season is over with, I'd become extremely relieved.
But why?

This season really affected Me...
I live alone (I have to pay for Everything), the economy is in a big slump, I have a 'deadline' @ My 'vanilla job', My period is late (I'm not preggy, thank god), etc.

This Saturday, I'm throwing a House-Party... Then We have the New Years Eve party. I'm psyched, but a little stressed.
It's alright.

Overall, I'm happy. I'm happy I have great friends. I'm happy to be Single. I'm happy I have this lovely home with 3 cats. And with My Family, I had a lovely Xmas. I love seeing My Family happy & joyful. I'm thankful they live in the City. So now I'm home, typing this & watching 'Deal or no Deal'. It's an entertaining show.

I was thinking about going out, but I will probably make phone calls & go to bed early.

So yes...
No reason to be 'the Scrooge'. On Saturday, I will probably be one jolly Mrs.Claus, 1/2 naked Mrs.Claus. I mean, "Ms.Claus" . lol.

MERRY XXXMAS EVERYONE.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Dungeon Debauchery in Chicago - Feb 16th - you're invited!

YOU ARE INVITED TO OUR NEXT PRIVATE DUNGEON PARTY :::

February 16th (3rd SATURDAY Monthly)

IN ORDER TO ATTEND THIS PRIVATE DUNGEON PARTY, Y/you MUST RSVP WITH US !! RSVP BEFORE February 15th.

BondageNightChicago.com invites you to a night of
Debauchery at the Continuum


with Mistress Cleo.& Miss Xena





Shibari by DVNT Dom



Atmosphere by Dj Peter Propaganda


When : February 16, 2008
Time: 11pm til 4:00am
Price $15.00 for Everyone

Age: Strictly 21+. I.D. is required for admission

Liquor : BYOB

Location: The Continuum is located in Downtown Chicago and accessible to all major highways. Minutes away from I-90, I-94, I-55, I-290 and Lake Shore Drive

Cameras: Do to the Nature of a private dungeon party, absolutely no cameras will be allowed, anyone who brings one will be asked to leave.

Toys: Bring Y/your OWN TOYS (the dungeon is Fully Equipped with Bondage Furniture).

We are very please to be working with Mistress Cleo and the the Continuum, a Private and Fully-Equipped Dungeon Space, where your most depraved fantasies can come true !!!

This is a Private Party, so please RSVP and let Us know that Y/you are coming and how many guests Y/you will be bringing. We will need the full-name of your guest, for admission. All RSVPs will be kept private. More info will be sent to those who RSVP!


YOUR FULL NAME (WHICH YOU PROVIDE TO US) MUST MATCH YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE/STATE ID, IN ORDER TO BE ALLOWED INTO THE CONTINUUM.

Email Me to RSVP : mistressxena_chicago@yahoo.com

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Current STUFF of the Day - Thursday

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Current STUFF of the Day - wednesday

THOUGHTS OF THE DAY..

- Guess Myspace is really crackin' down on kinksters & their naughty profiles. Be aware !

- Hmm, will the ballots be rigged this time? If so, then what's the point of voting? But I will still VOTE, DAMNET ! I hate talking about politics.

- Gas bill was $250.00 for this month. Guess We've got to turn DOWN the heat @ night. Stay warm by cuddling with your loved-one.

- Ya have to be an aggressive driver in Chicago, er else you'll be crushed.

- What kind of House-Music do YOU like? Yes, some are BAD. How about Ghetto-House? What do you think? Or do you know what the TERM means?

- This new Kodak Digi Cam isn't so bad, just because it's from 'Kodak'.

- Test your Condom I.Q.'s on the Men's Health site.

- VIDEO OF THE DAY

Family Guy Top 10 Funniest Moments



SONG OF THE DAY

Goldfrapp - Fly Me Away



 

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

cabaret voltaire

Listen to cabaret voltaire - spies in the wires

Current STUFF of the Day

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Stuff of the Day - thursday

THOUGHTS OF THE DAY (thursday)

- All these 'fake TOM profiles' with default pics of hot chicks have been requesting friendship......and what kind of myspace page is it? WHAM BAM SPAM !! They're fake. So if a chick by the name of 'Tom' wants to add you, deny the friendship

- What is all this non-sense with brittney spears, and going to the mental institution? Or some hospital in Lost Angeles, CA? Who cares. Poopoorazzi is probably making her go INSANE. Or is it a publicity stunt? Na, it's probably because of her 'custody battle'. My thoughts on this .... "If I was a Mother, I wouldn't go out partying every night." brit... GROW UP !

- I recently received a quote stating, "BDSM IS INAPPROPRIATE". Obviously this person has NO CLUE..... so I've suggested for this person to read some books on the lifestyle, located on this AMAZON PAGE
My question........do YOU think BDSM is inappropriate?

- Time to get MORE FURNITURE to replace the old-stuff. HORRAY!

- Tummy cramps are mighty painful. WOMEN...don't take Midol. Advil Liquid Gels will help get the pain away

SONG OF THE DAY

~Strawberry Switchblade~



VIDEO OF THE DAY
Hillary Clinton Crying Emotion w/ Violin "Cry Me A River"
(*YAWNS*)


 

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Stuff of the Day - sunday


MOTTO's of the DAY

- FUCK CLIQUE's !
- Can't you do anything else better than talkin' shit ?
- Lick an ass

Vid of the Day

(the new 'American Gladiators'. This is what we'll be watching 2nite)



Pic of the Day



WHAT: My pussy & the tree. Her name is Misty.

Song of the Day

Ministry - Man Should Surrender (Live in Dallas, TX - 1990)

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Booking for 2008


2008 is here folks.
It's time for Me to plan ahead.

I have experience in the Performance Arts, Hosting Parties and great experience in the Modeling Industry.

SOOOOO....

PROMOTERS: If you want Me to host your event OR just perform @ your party, then EMAIL ME TO INQUIRE:

mistressxena_chicago@yahoo.com

Where have I performed?

NUMEROUS times in Chicago!
Elsewhere....
Detroit, Tampa, Los Angeles, San Francisco, New York City, Montreal Canada, Munich Germany.

Good descriptions of My shows...
Fetish, BDSM, Erotica, Raunchy

A FEW performance photos are located in My Myspace Gallery.

DETROIT SHOW @ EXOTICA DETROIT I (photos by STEVE MARS with school-girl MARA MARS) ....





What do I host:

www.bondagenightchicago.com







PHOTOGRAPHERS

Modeling Interests:

Nude, Semi-Nude, Fetish, Fashion, Pin-Up, Fine Art, Glamour & Cheesecake Modeling. In addition, I'm available for (and have experience in) Runway, Print, Editorial, Film, Web, and Catalog Modeling.

Booking:

Shoots must be booked two weeks in advance, due to my hectic schedule.

ALMOST a full-resume :
on my MODEL MAYHEM PAGE

E-Mail Me to INQUIRE:


mistressxena_chicago@yahoo.com


My Modeling Portfolio is located @

www.MistressXena.Com


Or simply take a look @ the various pics on My Myspace Page


XOXO,
*Xena*

STUFF of the Day - thursday

MOTTO's of the DAY

- NO room for dumb twats in My life
- Be your own person
- NORMAL is BORING
- Stop Hatin'

Vid of the Day
(dave chapelle talking about 'crackheads')







Song of the Day

David Bowie - Thursdays child