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Send on Oct 16, 2010

Love it !

I knew because you have been appearing in my nightmares recently. I don't feel safe in my little bed anymore. Do you bite off little penises?

Is it true that all big-bottomed ladies each have a tiny little man trapped between their bottom cheeks when they go out shopping or clubbing?

 I would like to go to the US sometime next year but it seems full of very scary Ladies!!

 Little Man.

PS Are you a spanker? If so, I thought you might find the attached amusing.